Stewie: How dare you, that book may hold the key to my enslaving of all mankind! Ooo fuzzy.
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Stewie: I'm free, free from the spell of those diabolical teletubbies!
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Lois: They might be very nice people.
Peter: Very nice people, yeah that's what they always say. Then you open up the septic tank and BAM, skeleton city.
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Mr. Weed: Migelo, you're up. Unfortunately Johnson isn't here to pitch today, his wife is in labor
Peter: Oh what, is the baby coming out of him? Jeeze I'll pitch.
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Lois: Last week someone lost an eye at bingo.
Announcer: I17. *drops ball, bends down* Oh darn it *knocks his eye out* ahhh!
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Lois: This is Stewie, honey say hi to Mr. Swanson
Stewie: You will bow to me!
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Joe: Say, do you have a screwdriver I can borrow?
Peter: Man, you neighbors are like viruses, starts with a screwdriver, then before you know it you're using my supermarket, dry cleaner, even my postman.
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Joe: Sounds like fun!
Peter: Hey, so much fun it should be illegal. Like copyright infringement *turns into Mickey mouse*
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Guy 1: Hey, you want a piece of gum?
Guy 2: Oh, thanks!
Guy 1: Haha, that was joke gum!
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: Now you're addicted to heroin!
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Mr. Weed: What is he doing in a wheelchair?
Peter: Holy crip he's a crapple!
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Mr. Weed: Peter, make yourself useful, go get Joe a drink.
Peter: Sheesh, first he takes my friends then he takes my job, and the way I wear my hat... no no, he can't take that away from me.
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Chris: He's cool dad, he killed a guy!
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Brian: Oh, good, I was afraid you were just going to improvise
Peter: Oh, well actually I was gonna use the little girl as a human shield and run like hell, but uh, that'll be easier on my back.
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Stewie: They detached the human component from the machine. Machine, I am your new master, and I order you to go!
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