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Chris: Do you remember what happened when he tried to sneak me into the county fair?
Peter: Uh, one please.
Chris: { sneezes }
Ticket Seller: Wait a second, your ass just sneezed... and horses can't talk! No no no nothing about this adds up at all!
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Chris: uh dad, what would you say if I told you I don't want to be in the scouts?
Peter: I'd say come again? And then I'd laugh because I said come...
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The Fonz: Hey, yo, Griffin!
Peter: Huh? The Fonz!
The Fonz: Heyyyyy!
Peter: What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in the middle of a Tuscan-aero sandwich?
The Fonz: Yeah, but I'm your spiritual guide see, and I want to lay a little personal truth on ya. Now Mr. C was like a father to me; always listened, you know? And Griffin, right now, your son needs you to listen to him. Woah.
Peter: Uh sure, whatever you say, heh, um, Fonzie, something i've always wanted to ask ya... you were with a lot of girls, did you ever get a sexual disease?
The Fonz: Herpes twice, and the clap. Heyyy!
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Ralph: Mom, dad, I really like Potsy.
Mother: Why not son, Potsy is a very nice boy.
Ralph: No mom, I mean I really like Potsy.
Dad: We heard you the first time son, you have a homosexual attraction to Potsy.
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Lois: Now you shouldn't be frightened Stewie, what you saw was actually a very beautiful thing.
Stewie: Evidently madam, you and I have a greatly malconception of beauty... what I just witnessed was more ghastly than a thousand gules!
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Lois: Stewie look what Mommy made for dessert!
Stewie: Ooo, Jello, how exotic, why I feel like Iâu20acu2122m on the deck of the Quie II.
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Stewie: What the hell do you think Iâu20acu2122m doing?
Lois: Strapping you in honey so you don't get hurt
Stewie: So I don't get hurt, thatâu20acu2122s the best you can come up with you dull witted termagant?
Lois: I brought your happy tape...
Stewie: Play wheels on the bus and get the hell out of my sight.
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Peter: Don't take no for an answer Chris, your a Griffin, and a Griffin never knows when to stop.
Peter: Clear.... Clear...
Man: You've saved my life doctor!
Peter: Clear..
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Peter: Oh my God, Brian, thereâu20acu2122s a message in my alphabets... it says Ooooo!
Brian: Peter those are Cheerios.
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Carrot Top: Look a bow tie!... { sings } ... Look, I'm David Bowie! Wow, Bowderic!
Stewie: { shoots Carrot Top } Oh very funny, now tell the one that doesn't suck!
Audience: { Applause }
Stewie: Oh thank you, thank you, yes, and what's the deal with airline food?
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Father: Speed, I do not think you should be in this race haha, the Mach 5 is not ready haha
Speed: But Pops I must be in this race haha!
Father Very well uhhh but you know I'm not really your father
Speed: Awww.
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Peter: Look Chris, it's a whole family of wasps!
Man: My Margaret what a sub-par ham.
Margaret: Perhaps I can't bake a ham, but what I can cook up is a little grace and civility at the table.
Man: Patty did you know your mother is a whore?
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